Welcome to this episode of My Most Embarrassing Moments!
Before I started my job, I invested in some "really good" shoes. They were supposed to absorb some of the pressure from knees and ankles, and they were supposed to keep me from pronating (rolling to the side of your foot). For a while, they were great. Lately, not so much. In fact, when I do pronate, I'm pretty much guaranteed to fall becuase the shoes have some height to them.
Today I was at the front counter helping a customer. I took a step backwards to get something, and I turned my ankle (aka pronated). Down I went! I tried to catch myself on this paper table, but unfortunately, it's on wheels. The table moved back, and I landed on my butt. Did I mention that this table sort of a wire rack with a table top? It made a lot of noise when I fell against it. Everyone in the shop came running. E-VER-Y-ONE. As if that's not embarrasing enough, I was checking myself for injuries, and I found this:
That's right. Big ol' hole in the back of my pants. See the two fingers through it? It gave a nice view of my turquoise underpants. I had to go home to change.
Just be glad I can't take a picture of my own butt, because the bruise there is not pretty.
On the up side, in the time it took me to drive home and back to work, the gas station on the corner dropped 7 cents! I couldn't take a picture, because my phone doesn't have a camera (I know, I know, I might as well be using cassette tapes for all my technological advancement), but it looked a little like this:
Can I get a hallelujah! Well, can I? Seriously, I can't hear you. I'm so excited about falling gas prices! I honestly never thought gas was going to be below $2.00 ever again. I was composing the stories to tell my kids about how "When I was young, gas was only $1.25 a gallon." And I was coming up with smart-ass responses to "Really? So what was the world like in black and white?" But here we are at $1.89! If I weren't so excited about how much money I'm going to save, I'd be annoyed at all that wasted creativity.
Finally, for your viewing enjoyment:
I call it Sadie and Ball. It's a pretty common sight around here.
Home Sweet Home! by The Pioneer Woman
4 years ago
2 comments:
It reminds me of those scenes in the movies where people are stumbling around and flailing on a bunch of marbles or a banana or something, except you were on shoes.
Okay, as embarrassing as that was, you have to admit that physical comedy is the funniest! If I had been there I would have first asked if you were okay, but then I probably would have laughed until I peed my pants (sadly, it doesn't take much these days.) I hope you are laughing, too!
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