Good News and Good Friends . . . Whoops, just kidding.

I've been planning this blog post in my head most of the day, but for some reason, I just don't have the oomph to write it. Which is weird, because it's gonna be a good one. Stay tuned.

So, in lieu (I love that word) of good news . . .

Things I Did Today to Avoid Work:

• Played 57 games of solitaire
• Read Vintage Thirty
• Checked The Tea Party Place (no new post, sad. Lauren must be too busy puking)
• Checked The Madame Queen (saw my link there again and blushed)
• Read It's a Mad Madge World
• Also checked June Cleaver Nirvana, Frantically Simple and The Pioneer Woman
• Blog surfed
• Googled "treatment for sprained ankle"
• Rescheduled OBGYN appointment
• Played with my new Facebook app, Flair
• Played with some super cute Corgi puppies
• Checked Craigslist for roommates and furniture
• Chatted with J
• Cleaned under my fingernails
• Picked at my peeling sunburn
• Checked my email 12 times
• Texted with L about lunch
• Read some stories on FoxNews.com (especially the one about the ex-astronaut who says aliens are real and the government is covering it up)
• Read about how Katy Perry's pastor parents are upset that she "Kissed a Girl"
• Wrote this blog
• Added a picture after the post was written; fought with formatting

Don't get me wrong, I worked too. Just not as hard as I could have. But hey, I'm not going to be here much longer anyway (Oooh, mysterious! Guess you'll just have to come back for the big reveal!).

And to my dad, who (whom?) I know lurks on this blog (that means reading without commenting, Daddy), just remember, I was working really hard before it all went to hell.

Gotta go, people. Things to do, solitaire to play.